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The Inquisition Song by Mel Brooks. Cast In order of appearance Joe Santiago - Performed by Mel Brooks. Torture Chorus - Boot Licker Singers The Resisters - Irrelevant Commanders Septet <BGSOUND src="/v1i2/sound/inq_long.wav> (Press Play and read/sing along) Santiago: The Inquisition... Boot Lickers: What a show Santiago: The Inquisition Boot Lickers: Here we go Santiago: We know you're wishin' that we'd go away But the Inqisition's here and it's here to- Boot Lickers: Hey Santiago what do you say? Santiago: I just got back from the Auto-da-fe Boot Lickers: Auto-da-fe? What's an Auto-da-fe? Santiago: It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway Santiago: Will you convert? Irrelevant Septet: No, no, no, no. Santiago: Will you confess? Irrelevant Septet: No, no, no, no. Santiago: Will you revert? Irrelevant Septet: No, no, no, no. Santiago: Will you say yes? Irrelevant Septet: No, no, no, no. Santiago: Now I asked in a nice way, I said 'Pretty Please' I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees.